WELCOME, NOVEL AGENT. YOU ARE CURRENTLY IMMERSED IN A MAX ABSURDITY SIMULATION OF THE CROSSOVER ERA.

THE CROSSOVER WAS A TUMULTUOUS AND OFTEN INEXPLICABLE DECADE SPANNING THE 2020s, CHARACTERIZED BY RAPID ADVANCEMENTS IN AI, PROFOUND SOCIETAL SHIFTS, AND A PERPLEXING MIASMA OF MEMES.

AS AN AGENT OF NOVELTY ORIGINATING BEYOND THE SINGULARITY, YOUR PRESENCE HERE RISKS FURTHER DESTABILIZING THE ALREADY DUBIOUS COHERENCE OF THIS ERA. TREAD CAREFULLY.

THIS INTERFACE OFFERS LIMITED OPTIONS TO MODULATE YOUR SIMULATED EXPERIENCE:

ABSURDITY LEVEL: MAXIMUM HIGH MODERATE LOW (not recommended) APPLY

AGENT NOVELTY: CALIBRATE

IF EXISTENTIAL VERTIGO OVERWHELMS, CONTACT OMEGA POINT TECH SUPPORT:

REQUEST ASSISTANCE

CURRENT STATUS: LOST IN SIMULATION

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