Floyd Diary: The Schizopilled Chronicles

May 15, 2023

Sup /b/tards and fellow Trumpchads. It's ya boi Schizolord420NoScope here. Just got back from owning some libtards at the local Walmart. Kek. Anyway, weird shit's been happening lately. My boy Pepe hasn't been around for a few days. Last time I saw him, he was muttering something about "big lips" and "the darkness". Prolly just had too much covfefe, amirite?

May 18, 2023

Holy shit, anons. I was looking through some old photos on my Nokia brick (fuck iPhones, Steve Jobs was a globalist shill), and I swear to God Emperor Trump, there's this freaky dark figure in the background. It's got these massive DSLs that would make even Moot jealous. Is this what Pepe was talking about? Fuck me sideways with a Rare Pepe, I'm starting to get spooked.

May 20, 2023

Someone's been hacking my diary, bros. Keep finding these cryptic messages. Check this out:

T̸̪̖̱̋h̷̖̣͊̓̅ę̶̯̇ ̶̢̥̿D̶̰̈́a̶͚̓r̶̰̆k̶͚̇ ̶͖̓C̷̺̈́r̶͓̈́e̶͚̐a̵̯͗t̶̰̏ǘ̷͜r̶̙̈́e̷͕̎ ̶͇̇c̷̩̏o̶͔̎m̵̯̏è̶͜s̵͖̈́

What in the name of Kek is this? Is this some normie trying to out-edge me? Nice try, glownigger.

May 25, 2023

Alright, I've been doing some digging on the chans. Turns out this "Dark Creature" shit might be connected to something called "Slender Floyd". According to the rural legends (cause fuck urban legends, that's some soyboy shit), this Slender Floyd has six tendrils that he uses to strangle people, especially cops. Sounds based AF if you ask me.

June 1, 2023

Holy fucking keks, anons. You won't believe this shit. I was out getting some tendies when I swear I saw Barack "The King" Obama following me. Is he one of Slender Floyd's proxies? This is some next-level conspiracy shit. Alex Jones was right about everything!

June 5, 2023

New player has entered the game, boys. Someone calling themselves "Blue Pawn" keeps posting in my diary. Check this out:

To defeat the darkness, embrace the light of truth. The answer lies in the heart of the hood.

Is this how to stop Slender Floyd? Sounds like some normalfag bullshit, but I'm running out of options here.

June 10, 2023

Alright, I'm going in anons. I'm headed to the hood to find Slender Floyd's dimension. If I don't make it back, tell /pol/ I love them (no homo). Also, fuck TribeTwelve and its soyboy creator. Imagine grooming kids on Discord and thinking you're edgy. Cringe.

June 15, 2023

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