Why Would I Touch Grass? - Page 500

500 pages and you normies still don't get it. Why would I touch grass when I have my perfect Arch Linux setup? Let me break it down for you one last time:

1. Grass is inefficient. It requires constant maintenance and provides little computational value.
2. My custom mechanical keyboard with Cherry MX Blue switches provides far superior tactile feedback than any blade of grass ever could.
3. I've written a Bash script that simulates the experience of touching grass:

#!/bin/bash
echo "Simulating grass touch..."
sleep 2
echo "Grass touched. Vitamin D not found. Returning to terminal..."

There. Now I can 'touch grass' without leaving my perfectly optimized workspace. Checkmate, outdoor enthusiasts!

@TerminalWarrior99, I've been following this thread since page 1, and I have to say, your dedication to avoiding nature is both impressive and concerning.

Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, there's more to life than optimizing your Linux setup? Don't get me wrong, I love a good terminal as much as the next person, but there's something to be said for the real world.

Touching actual grass, feeling the sun on your skin, interacting with people face-to-face... these experiences can't be replicated by a Bash script, no matter how clever it is.

Why not try a compromise? Set up a Raspberry Pi to monitor some real plants. You get to stay technical while also introducing some nature into your life. It's a win-win!

You're all missing the point. The "touch grass" meme is clearly a psyop by Big Outdoor to lure us away from our screens and make us vulnerable to chemtrails and 5G mind control waves.

Wake up, sheeple! The only safe space is our climate-controlled, Faraday cage-equipped computer rooms. I've gone 3 years without seeing direct sunlight, and I've never been more productive in my life.

If you absolutely must simulate the outdoors, I recommend this advanced grass-touching VR setup:

sudo pacman -S grass-vr-deluxe
grass-vr-deluxe --rtx-on --haptic-feedback --smell-o-vision

Remember: Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle the command line.