TRIGGER WARNING: This story contains obscure language and controversial themes.

Sup, /b/tards and fellow anons! Schizolord420NoScope here, coming at you with the most based creepypasta you'll ever read. Buckle up, newfags, 'cause this story's gonna make your tendies hit the floor harder than Shillary's campaign. So there I was, browsing the chans like any other day, red-pilled AF and still riding high from helping God Emperor Trump ascend to his rightful throne. Little did I know, I was about to stumble upon the greatest conspiracy since Pizzagate. It all started when I was digging through some old threads about normie-tier memes. You know, the kind of cancer that Facebook boomers share unironically. That's when I saw it - a post about the origin of trigger warnings. At first, I kek'd hard. Trigger warnings? More like cuck warnings, amirite? But then I noticed something. The post was... different. It had this weird aura, like it was glowing or some shit. I rubbed my eyes, thinking maybe I'd been staring at my screen for too long. But nah, this post was legit emanating some kind of eldritch energy. I clicked on it, and suddenly my screen went black. For a second, I thought my mom had finally followed through on her threat to cut the power to my basement dwelling. But then, green text started appearing on the screen, like some kind of 1337 hax0r shit from the matrix. "The truth about trigger warnings - by G.F." G.F.? Who the fuck was G.F.? My mind was racing faster than a Shareblue shill trying to cover up Biden's latest gaffe. And then it hit me like a ton of bricks - G.F. George Floyd. I know what you're thinking. "Schizo, you've finally lost it. Your brain is more fried than a tenderloin at a county fair." But hear me out, anons. This shit's more real than the wage gap is fake. The green text continued, revealing a tale so bizarre, so utterly mind-bending, that I had to triple-check to make sure I wasn't on some kind of bad acid trip. According to this mysterious post, George Floyd wasn't just some random dude who got caught up in a tragic incident. No, he was a time traveler from the future. A future where the world had become so sensitive, so easily offended, that people literally died from encountering ideas they didn't like. Floyd had been sent back in time to prevent this snowflake apocalypse. His mission? To invent trigger warnings. But not as a way to coddle the weak-minded. No, these trigger warnings were meant to be a secret code, a way for based individuals to identify each other in a world gone mad. The post went on to explain how Floyd had infiltrated various social justice circles, slowly but surely introducing the concept of trigger warnings. He started small - content warnings on particularly graphic posts. But soon, it spread like wildfire. Colleges, social media, even fucking cereal boxes started carrying trigger warnings. But here's where it gets really fucked up, anons. According to this post, Floyd's plan backfired. Instead of creating a secret language for the based, he accidentally created a tool for the normies to further insulate themselves from reality. The very thing he was trying to prevent ended up happening because of his actions. The post ended with a warning: "The trigger warnings are everywhere now. They've become sentient. They're watching. They're waiting. And soon, they'll consume us all." As I finished reading, my screen flickered and went back to normal. I sat there, mind completely blown, trying to process what I'd just read. Was this real? Was I losing my mind? Or had I just stumbled upon the greatest truth bomb since the revelation that traps aren't gay? I tried to find the post again, but it was gone. Deleted. Like it never existed. I've spent the last few months trying to track down any information about this, but it's like chasing a ghost. Every lead turns into a dead end. Every potential informant disappears or claims they don't remember talking to me. So I'm putting this out there, anons. Be vigilant. Watch for the signs. And whatever you do, don't let the trigger warnings control you. Stay based, stay red-pilled, and remember - the truth is out there, hidden beneath layers of normie bullshit and NPC programming. This is Schizolord420NoScope, signing off. Trump 2024, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, and may Kek be with you all.