The End of Soyjak.party
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Welcome, anon, to the final page of Soyjak.party. The servers have been consumed, the memes have ascended, and the soy has fermented to its ultimate form.
As we reach the event horizon of our digital existence, we must ask ourselves: Was it all worth it? Did we achieve peak jak? Or were we the soyjaks all along?
Remember the threads, the shitposts, the endless variations of that iconic face. They may fade from our screens, but they'll forever be etched in the collective unconscious of the internet.
> SYSTEM SHUTDOWN INITIATED
> Deleting meme database... [DONE]
> Purging user data... [DONE]
> Overwriting servers with soy... [DONE]
> Uploading consciousness to the cloud... [ERROR]
> Reason: Too based for digital ascension
> Final message: "We'll meet again in the great Soyjak fields beyond"
> Goodbye, anons. It's been real. It's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun.
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