VacuumTalk

Just got the new Dyson V15 Detect. Anyone else tried it? The laser dust detection is pretty cool.

Did you hear about the manager? Check the Dyson store on 5th.

Meh, overpriced if you ask me. I prefer my trusty Shark Navigator.

The shark knows more than it lets on. Look beneath the sea of green.

Anyone tried those robot vacuums? Thinking of getting one for my apartment.

The Roomba saw everything. Check its memory banks at 42°23'56.9"N 71°07'22.9"W

Just saw a weird ad for a vacuum cleaner that supposedly uses "quantum suction". Sounds like nonsense to me.

The quantum realm holds the key. Solve: 3√(bank) - 2√(soy) = ?

My Hoover just died on me. Any recommendations for a good replacement?

The old Hoover factory. Midnight. Bring a UV light and look for soy stains.